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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Swag.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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