- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

the NAACP

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Face...tastes like chicken!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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