What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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America

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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