- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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