- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

test test

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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