- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

White NBA players.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Sam Hengal.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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