- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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