- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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