Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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RUN

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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My children are mistakes

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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TIMMY

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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