- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

hashtags suck balls

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

12 niqqa 12.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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