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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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