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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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