what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Has u seen my grammar?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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