What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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