- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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