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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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