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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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