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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

The holocaust

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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