what did the fart say to the butt........bye

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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