- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

The Morman Religion.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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