- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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