- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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