- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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