Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

if got a joke if fogot it

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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