- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

Ol-ive

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Poop

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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