- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What's white and gluey Glue

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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