how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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