- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Sam Hengal.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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