Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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LOL

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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