- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

okay so theres this guy.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

lewis=cardiac

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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