- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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