What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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123 f*ck off

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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i dont fisish anythi

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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