- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what is orange? an orange

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Small Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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