- Anti Joke

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.