- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.