I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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I named my son ps2 controller

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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