Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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