Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Black people.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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