Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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the bible

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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