- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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