- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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