What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Women.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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