A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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