Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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