- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

knock knock? come in

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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