- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Charlie Sheen

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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