- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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