- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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