Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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