- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What is 9+10? 19

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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