- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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