- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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