What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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