- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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