- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Lil Wayne

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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