- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

men's rights activists

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

i saw amango it splootered

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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