- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Who is John Galt?

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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