- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

I love pissing people off :P

1+1=2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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