- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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