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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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