- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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