An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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LOL

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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