- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

your mom.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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