jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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