Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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