- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Joke

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

think twice or at least think

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

HURT

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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