What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Hello.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Nah

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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WNBA

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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