Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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