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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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