What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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