- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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