- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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