- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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