- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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