- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

women's rights, lol

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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