- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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