Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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