- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

dat shoe shine tho

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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