Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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