Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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