- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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