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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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