I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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