- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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