Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

The Morman Religion.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Your mom is so nice.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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