- Anti Joke

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick