- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

A baby seal walks into a club.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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