- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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