- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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