The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

drew edminstin is a rat

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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