- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the old man die? He was old.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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