Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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