- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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