- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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