What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What is better than tissues? Correct!

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

why am I writing this...im bored

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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