What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Bitch

woman's rights

Have you ever heard of a goose?

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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