- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Firgen and the blung brigade

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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