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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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WNBA

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Nah

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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