Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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all hail based mark

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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You were born.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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