Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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