- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

tea with milk?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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