- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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