- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

A fat guy!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Please ignore this statement.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Robin get in the batmobile!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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