- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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